Question: Who is the intended audience?
Answer: Cat owners, pet lovers, and anyone thinking of getting a cat who needs to be warned.

Q: What is the book about?
A: Lessons In Stalking is a collection of short, humorous stories that homes in on the wildly different responses a couple have to a life shared with cats. In no other cat book will you find such riveting accounts as:

• The Great Cat Butt Wiping Adventure
• Jingle Ball
• The Creature Under the Fridge
• Yoga Cat
• The Big Brown Mouse & Other Toys Our Cat Loathes

Q: Why are you the best person to write this book?
A: I’m probably not, but no one else was willing to paw through the litter to get to the top (or bottom) of the topic matter. I’m also allergic to cats, which doesn’t help my case.

Q: How is this book different from other books on this topic?
A: The humor comes not so much from the cats—who are just doing their cat thing—but from the humans who are mystified at how they allowed themselves to become ensnared in a never ending nightmare of regurgitation and the “all this is mine” game. Also, the book contains more than the average number of references to “poo” and “butt-licking” than is typically found in your standard thriller or romance novel.